My rant about Abbey Clancy

That Abbey Clancy is getting on my nerves, or is she known as Abbey Crouch these days? Whatever. Either way she's getting on my nerves.

I really have no interest in seeing another photograph of her in her bikini. I didn't ask to see the snaps in the first place.

I mean we all get it. You are back to your super slender self again after having a baby. In fact, you're probably slimmer than ever before, slimmer than most people could ever be in their lifetimes, never mind a year after having a baby.

But it doesn't mean I want to see it again, and again, and again. I know I go on a bit about celebrities losing their baby weight, but the fact is on becoming a mother you realise just how important the issue of weight loss can be.

Abbey Clancy/Crouch however is really trying to ram the message down our throats. I don't really know who she is actually impressing, if anyone. There are more shots of her in her bikini than with her daughter for example. I fear her focus on what the important aspects of motherhood are are slightly skew whiff. I could be wrong and perhaps her daughter is there playing happily just out of shot but that's not the message we're getting.

These bikini shots seem to be saying look at me, look at me, I look like I haven't even sniffed a baby from fifty paces, never mind given birth to one.

Yes, Abbey Clancy/Crouch, congratulations on that phenomenal achievement - you runner bean.

It all smacks of unhappiness to me.